You Wouldn't Steal This Hoodie
PLEASE NOTE: Apparel is made-to-order. Please allow processing time of 5 - 7 business days. Once made, we will ensure priority shipping.
A parody design of my own making. The text says “You Wouldn’t Steal A Starship.”
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve center back (in)XS 18 26 32.5
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5
PLEASE NOTE: Apparel is made-to-order. Please allow processing time of 5 - 7 business days. Once made, we will ensure priority shipping.
A parody design of my own making. The text says “You Wouldn’t Steal A Starship.”
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve center back (in)XS 18 26 32.5
S 20 27 33.5
M 22 28 34.5
L 24 29 35.5
XL 26 30 36.5
2XL 28 31 37.5
3XL 30 32 38.5
4XL 32 33 39.5
5XL 34 34 40.5