July Is Gay Wrath Month - Please Dress Accordingly ~
July Is Gay Wrath Month - Please Dress Accordingly ~
0728/2026
Ah-Ah-Ah You Didn’t Say The Magic Word
The Paramount / Warner Brothers merger has officially been put on hold. It’s almost as if capsizing creative studios, eliminating tens of thousands of jobs, raising costs for consumers, cancelling multiple Star Trek series, including, but not limited to a series starring multiple Academy Award winners, with an 84% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, NUKING all the good will they’ve clawed back from legacy fans by not only cooperating with, but donating and capitulating to the incomprehensibly corrupt, very Nazi-filled, American presidential administration through which the Ellisons have poured considerable personal fortunes into… is bad for business.
~ The Orion
Yesterday’s News 07/21/2026
Is This The Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?
Starfleet’s Department of Resource Acquisition and Appropriation or SDRAA has flagged a number of suspicious requests such as a recent requisition for seven new shuttlecraft, 5 named “Galileo,” 1 “Figaro,” and 1“Magnifico.”
The head of SDRAA, F. Eddy Mercury, has issued the following notice to all Federation starships *especially the USS Enterprise:
“I know what you’re doing.”
~ The Orion
From The Mind of The Orion
