REMINDER: June is Gay Pride Month. July is Gay Wrath. Please dress accordingly.

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REMINDER: June is Gay Pride Month. July is Gay Wrath. Please dress accordingly. ~

07/08/2025

Death to the Competition!

The world of sports was thrown a curve ball this weekend. For those not associated with the Galactic Federation of Old-Timey Sports, a “curve ball” is a term used when something unexpected happens. Today, that something happened at the GFOTS opening tryouts when defamed geneticist and reasonable crooner, Dr. Arik Soong, arrived with his latest creation. Dr. Soong, you may remember, earned his notoriety by violating the Federation’s ban on genetic augmentation, creating dozens of genetically engineered supermen, leading to his incarceration, then eventual escape, which caused the death of dozens of innocent lives, and nearly started an interstellar war with the Klingon Empire, but he’s all better now! These days, the good doctor has his sights set on baseball with his latest creation, an android named “Bunt.” The android quickly unnerved tens of attendees by throwing a 447 mile per hour fastball. Competitors quickly demanded the android’s disqualification and removal calling it “nothing short of walking cannon.” A separate complaint was lodge to force anatomically correct android to wear clothes. Dr. Soong was quick to allay concerns by pointing out that he anticipated such fears and installed fail-safes in the android, ensuring its fastball would be thrown just below the speed of an actual cannon. Though no follow up questions were asked, the Dr. added “And hey, don’t worry, someday you’ll be able to have sex with it.”

Story by: Johnny Tres-bolas


Sea Cruz

According to a memo from the Romulan Imperial Command we conveniently found on our desks this morning, we now know the true cause of the Earth/Romulan War. According to this totally not-stolen document, the interstellar conflict was not a product of the Romulan Central A.I. predicting the United Earth Alliance would create a central protagonist for the Empire, but that covert operatives living on Earth just were just too good at their jobs. According to laughably-encrypted security documents, one operative in particular, codenamed “The Zodiac Killer” did all they could to destabilize and hamper progress. Everything from refusing to advance beneficial legislation, championing obscene tax breaks for the ultra wealthy, and having an uncanny knack for taking vacations during natural disasters preventing aid relief. Even his superior officers commented on his effectiveness by adding “Never underestimate the power of a useful idiot.”

Story By: Nyota Spy


Subspace Wrap-up!

Greetings and Salutations,

I’m introducing a new section to the site - Subspace Wrap-up! I realize I post a lot of content on my socials which means many things can be missed. My spies… I mean, my informantsfans of this site deserve to be kept abreast of my many machinations. So, rather than searching through my mad, rambling posts, or all the way to the bottom of the Gallery I’ll post the new stuff here. Like most of my endeavors, this will be a work-in-progress. As always, thank you for your support.

Be excellent to each other,

~The Orion

New Ink!

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