3-6-9, Damn You Fine Hoping She Can Sock It To Me One More Time - Get Ro, Get Ro, Get Ro, Get Ro
3-6-9, Damn You Fine Hoping She Can Sock It To Me One More Time - Get Ro, Get Ro, Get Ro, Get Ro
08/04/2026
His Name Is Mudd
Turning to the world of intergalactic larceny, notable space pirate, Leo Walsh, A.K.A. Harry Mudd, A.K.A. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, A.K.A. Hairy Guy In Sauna, A.K.A. Rainn Wilson has been apprehended by Starfleet officers. He is charged with a number of apparent crimes, not the least of which include fleeing from authorities outside of Starfleet’s jurisdiction, erratic piloting of a space vehicle, destruction of said vehicle, human trafficking, wiving settlers *with a license but we added it because it sounds like it should be illegal, negotiating the sale of said wives behind Kirk’s back, hacking official Starfleet security and communications, the distribution of illegal Venus drugs, and causing an uncomfortable amount of awkward workplace erections aboard a starship. He has been remanded to Starfleet authorities and been fined 100 quatloos for operating a space vehicle without a license.
~ The Orion
Yesterday’s News: 07/28/2026
Ah-Ah-Ah You Didn’t Say The Magic Word
The Paramount / Warner Brothers merger has officially been put on hold. It’s almost as if capsizing creative studios, eliminating tens of thousands of jobs, raising costs for consumers, cancelling multiple Star Trek series, including, but not limited to a series starring multiple Academy Award winners, with an 84% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, NUKING all the good will they’ve clawed back from legacy fans by not only cooperating with, but donating and capitulating to the incomprehensibly corrupt, very Nazi-filled, American presidential administration through which the Ellisons have poured considerable personal fortunes into… is bad for business.
~ The Orion
From The Mind of The Orion
