0721/2026

Is This The Real Life? Is This Just Fantasy?

Starfleet’s Department of Resource Acquisition and Appropriation or SDRAA has flagged a number of suspicious requests such as a recent requisition for seven new shuttlecraft, 5 named “Galileo,” 1 “Figaro,” and 1“Magnifico.”

The head of SDRAA, F. Eddy Mercury, has issued the following notice to all Federation starships *especially the USS Enterprise:

“I know what you’re doing.”

~ The Orion