Fun Fact: Gene Roddenberry Kept Spirk FanFic In His Office And Was Proud To Show It Off ~
Fun Fact: Gene Roddenberry Kept Spirk FanFic In His Office And Was Proud To Show It Off ~
06/16/2026
Total Khan Job
Through a series of creative nazi-ing and straight-up lying about his own wealth and ability to fulfill his promises, Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire thus secured his place in future iterations of Star Trek when they list the most evil people in history.
~ The Orion
Yesterday’s News 06/09/2026
They Came To Burgle Carnegie Hall
Friends, Romulans, Lend me your ears! Enjoy the latest opera by self-proclaimed Prodigy; virtuoso, Voyager’s EMH. The latest self-title masterpiece recounts the tragic tale of the Delta Quadrant’s most pitiable race, the Vidiians. Ravaged for millennia by a relentless, incurable virus, this once proud and noble races was forced to become mad scavengers, stealing the vital organs of any poor souls unlucky to cross their path. Listen to the harrowing tales of the physician, healer, desperate to find a cure. You’ll weep, the composer assures us, as the healer fails to rid the blight upon these cursed beings. Experience Voyager’s EMH: “All The Worlds A Phage.”
~ The Orion
From The Mind of The Orion
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