Running An Errand of Mercy, Anybody Need Anything While I'm Out? ~

04/28/2026

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

After the genuine attempt on my life by the very real assassin, it has become painfully clear I require more ball room.

FETCH THE TAILOR

Yesterday’s News 04/21/2026

Don’t Be A Herbert, Herbert

Yesterday the galaxy joined in celebrating the only galactic holiday. No, not “Federation Day,” April 20th is the only officially recognized high-holiday throughout the four quadrants. A bit a slow news day, however, Captain Crunch of the USS Dorritos has reported an entire nebula of Mountain Dew Code Red has disappeared from the Milky Way galaxy. Admiral Ben N’jerry claim the thieves may have made a run for the boarder. Officials remain on high alert.

~The Orion