The Strait of Hormuz...? ... Doesn't Open Til Tuesday.
The Strait of Hormuz...? ... Doesn't Open Til Tuesday.
04/14/2026
The New Bajoran Kai is WEAK on crime and terrible at Galactic Policy. I don’t want a Kai who thinks it’s OK for the Breen to have a Genesis Weapon and to meet with Federation Sympathizers. The Vedek Assembly needs to get their act together.
~Gul Dukat~
[Kai Winn has requested your location]
[Gul Dukat has logged off]
Yesterday’s News 04/07/2026
TUESDAY WILL BE WARP CORE DAY, AND BRIDGE DAY, ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE, ON DS9. THERE WILL BE NOTHING LIKE IT!!! OPEN THE FUCKIN’ WORMHOLE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN THE FIRE CAVES - JUST WATCH! BLESS THE PROPHETS.
~Gul Dukat~
From The Mind of The Orion
