Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro
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Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro ~
12/23/2025
Tis The Season For The Squeezin’
The holidays are a time of love, and good tidings. Or, they should be. As many know, that is not often the case. This past year has been a rough one for so many. While I can’t thank you in person, please allow me to share warm tidings from my tiny corner of the galaxy. To all my readers, and everyone who goofs off with me on socials, from the bottom of my heart, Thank you. You’ve made the year wonderfully memorable.
From the Orion family to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, thank you and happy holidays.
~ The Orion
To the Doopler Emissary,
My most heartfelt apologies for the harsh words, and even harsher treatment from myself and my crew - especially from Dr. T’ana. Please accept this small gift as a token of renewed diplomatic friendship. May your bonds grow to fill an entire starbase.
Your friends in the federation,
~ Captain Carol Freeman and Crew
YESTERDAY’S NEWS 12/16/2025
No Bones About It
The Seldec Ossuary, or “Bone Church” located in Kutna Hora, Czech Republic has vanished. Built in the 12th century, the small church was nothing special to look at on the outside. However, the inside was adorned with the spine-tingling macabre fixtures such as a chandelier and coat of arms, built from tens of thousands of human bones. Investigators have no leads to the bones disappearance as the thieves left no trace behind.
~ The Orion
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