Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro

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Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro ~

12/09/2025

Oy! Glory To Your House, Ya Muppet

The newest trailer for Starfleet Academy has dropped, showcasing that in the 31st century, a brutal occupying force hellbent on militaristic colonization and extermination of indigenous populations has bred with the Jem’Hadar.

~ The Orion


Be Kind, Please Rewind To The Year 2000

Not to be outdone in the bidding wars, movie juggernaut, Blockbuster, throws its loyalty card into the ring, agrees to purchase Netflix for its former offer of 50 million dollars. To be paid in 250,000,000 equal payments.


YESTERDAY’S NEWS 12/02/2025

From the Book of Genesis

The holiday season is in full swing. As you prepare to spend time with your friends and loved ones; exchange gifts and revel in merriment, it’s important to remember the true reason for the season. True believers know it’s about a man, who came to Earth to later give his life to save those he loved, and who was later resurrected.

~ The Orion


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2 New Items Have Been Added To The Shop!

To help combat hunger, and the unimaginable cruelty of this unfit administration, during the Holiday Seasons, if you buy a “Keep Giving A Shit” mug or sticker, we’re going to donate 100% of the proceeds to the Greater Chicago Food Bank.

Nobody should go hungry in the “richest country in the world.”

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