Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro

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Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro ~

11/18/2025

F*@$ Dem Kids

The numbers are in and it’s official, according to the fruit site, Star Trek: Prodigy is the highest rated Star Trek series ever. Despite numerous cancellations, the little show that could, has reached the top of Bad Decisions Mountain. We reached out to Paramount to see how they feel about repeatedly killing their most popular Star Trek series, ever. According to Network Executive, Jess Dosentgetit, “We don’t want popular shows! We want instant hits that give us stock market gains we can quickly manipulate!”

~ The Orion

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Paramount Kills Star Trek Movies, Instantly Greenlights New Movie
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Yesterday’s News
11/11/2025

The Needs of the Many Can Kiss My Ass

Starfleet Majority Leader has announced they plan to surrender to the Dominion in exchange for the wink and a nod that they won’t invade Earth and kill millions.

~ The Orion

Subspace Wrap-up!

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Their expressive characters and unabashed raunchy designs are why they’re this month’s featured artist! Their commissions are open, you can check them out here.

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2 New Items Have Been Added To The Shop!

To help combat hunger, and the unimaginable cruelty of this unfit administration, during the Holiday Seasons, if you buy a “Keep Giving A Shit” mug or sticker, we’re going to donate 100% of the proceeds to the Greater Chicago Food Bank.

Nobody should go hungry in the “richest country in the world.”

https://www.gettheorion.com/store

New Ink!

Check Out More Fan Art In The Gallery!