Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro
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Armature Dipshit, but I'm Trying To Go Pro ~
10/07/2026
Occupied With Itself
Let me be clear, this is not an “invasion” or a “civil war.” Earth has engaged in a peace-keeping mission on its own soil. The goal is to safeguard the peace the Earth was already enjoying. The addition of masked, heavily armed Dominion-style soldiers are not here to invoke fear or disrupt the peace, but to make certain every citizen knows their peace is safe. Do not resist this peaceful peacekeeping endeavor or our peacekeepers will have no choice but to enact peace through brutal, unjustifiable force.
Story by: The Orion
ATTENTION BAJORAN VIEWERS
I’m proud to announce, I will now be in charge of all communications for the foreseeable future. As your trusted News source, I promise I will usher in rigorous, fact-based reporting & a relentless commitment to amplifying the voices from all corners of the political spectrum. No more unbalanced pro-Bajor, anti-Cardassian viewpoints. Just cold, hard, non-manipulated facts you can trust.
~ Gul Dukat
Yesterday’s News
09/30/2026
A Rose Parade Float By Any Other Name
Next year, Star Trek will be celebrating its 60th anniversary. What began as a concept of “Wagon Train to the Stars” has become one of the largest science fiction dynasties in the world. To celebrate this momentous occasion, Star Trek is going to the Rose Parade. Earlier this week, concepts for the parade float were revealed; among other easily recognizable fan favorites, it will include a giant Starship Enterprise. The float is intended to extol the virtues, the hope, and the promises made by the show’s creator, Gene Roddenberry. The titular hero ship will hover over everything Larry Ellison, the current owner of the beloved franchise, hates and hopes to destroy, including, but not limited to: women, people of color, the gays, the poor, the educated, Antifa, facts, real news that broadcast facts, and anything that could threaten his immoral, and probably highly-illegal propaganda monopoly.
Story by: The Orion
Subspace Wrap-up!
Artists Alley Featured Artist for October is:
Yumeno Six
What does Star Trek and baseball have in common? No, not Benjamin Sisko, it’s Yumeno Six! Whether it’s with her playful humor, borderline obsession of Captain Christopher Pike, or her borderline obsessed drawings of Captain Pike, Yumeno Six never fails to delight. Her playful drawings are overflowing with character and heart. You can check out her work here:
https://yumenosix.neocities.org/
https://bsky.app/profile/yumenosix.bsky.social
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