
Workers of the world, unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains!
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Workers of the world, unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains! ~
09/23/2026
Gays… In… SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
It’s no secret that fan reaction to Star Trek: Strange New Worlds season three has been fairly mixed to disappointing. Stars Ethan Peck and Paul Wesley believe they have the answer: Spirk. If you’re unfamiliar with Spirk, go ahead and type that into your Google Image search. While fans may appreciate this solution, parent company Paramount/Skydance have their own plan to right dwindling subscriptions, and the justifiable rise of piracy. According to fake sources, they plan to fix the least gay Star Trek series to date by making it even straighter. Now, each time two characters of the same sex stare lovingly at each other, they’ll be required to say “no homo” before slapping them on the ass like in American football, the least gay sport. This approach creates its own set of problems as Spock is only half human, and must announce “half homo.”
Story by: The Orion
Signs of the Time
While I have depicted Hoshi as using American Sign Language, she would likely be more familiar with Japanese Sign Language, or JSL (Nihon Shuwa), which is a natural sign language used by the deaf community in Japan, distinct from spoken Japanese and other sign languages like American Sign Language (ASL). It has its own grammar and structure, and unlike ASL, it incorporates mouthing and "finger writing" of Japanese characters, though it is not a direct signed representation of spoken Japanese. JSL also has distinct manual alphabets for fingerspelling names
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Yesterday’s News
09/16/2025
Without Subscribers, Misinformation Cannot Spread
Fans reaction to the latest season of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds has been divisive, to say the least. With many fans dropping the service immediately after viewing the season’s end, parent company Paramount / Skydance has issued a response addressing fans frustrations apologizing for all the fascist undertones. The company that fired Emmy Award winner Stephen Colbert, and is building a media misinformation monopoly, now says season four will be made better by adding fascist overtones.
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Subspace Wrap-up!
I’m happy to announce a new segment to the site - Artists Alley
I’ve wanted to do a segment like this for some time. There’s so many wonderful designers and artists out there I want to share their work so that you may enjoy them too. This month’s featured artist is Will Burrows.
Mr. Burrows, in my opinion, is making some of the best socially conscious Star Trek themed pop art around. His thoughtful designs are fun and really speak to the spirit of Star Trek. You can check out his work here:
https://willburrowsart.com/
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